In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:33

In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?

Don't “fret” when a Bassist “picks” you, though, “strumming” his “passage” through the “rolling” “indications” of his tongue. He may “amplify” his intents and “pull-off” this “gig” leading to a “duet” of “wailing”. A “bridge”, when crossed, can “lead” to a “hammer”-on “session”, using “slap and pop” techniques. “A piacere”, you both may “fade” to a mere “fingering” upon one another's “G-String”.

Check out this beast:

After “snare”-ing you with his “pick-up”, a Drummer may “rhythmically” seek to have you “bent”. He may “brush” your “skin” and “rack” tones, using his “egg shaker” and “ball joints”, “accented” with several “licks”. The “pulsating” “blast beats” will ultimately “pound” through the “jam session”, building to a “crescendo”, with a “wing nut” as the “finale” to this “session”…and then “crash”.

If nobody will hire me, should I turn to crime to pursue a career in programming? I ask because if there's no legal entry-level jobs due to the oversaturation, I might have to go underground for it.

I think.

These are the “signature” ‘keys” to a sweaty soaked “live show”.